{"id":152,"date":"2007-12-07T14:47:15","date_gmt":"2007-12-07T03:47:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fallowbrow.rumblehead.com\/?p=152"},"modified":"2007-12-07T14:47:15","modified_gmt":"2007-12-07T03:47:15","slug":"pervert-of-the-green","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/?p=152","title":{"rendered":"Pervert of the Green"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Stealing can be justified in extreme circumstances: to feed or save your family, to exact retribution of the wicked, or if a film has product placements for more than 30 different brands (like &#8220;I am Legend&#8221; or &#8220;The Bourne Ultimatum&#8221; does).<\/p>\n<p>Stealing a flag-pole however is NEVER justified.  Stealing a flag-pole <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.orlandosentinel.com\/news_local_orlandocrime\/2007\/08\/nide-thieves-st.html\" title=\"I can see your flag pole.\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">IN THE NUDE<\/a> just crosses so many lines that my head is spinning.<\/p>\n<p>Bend over, and I&#8217;ll show you a place you can hide your ill gotten gains&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stealing can be justified in extreme circumstances: to feed or save your family, to exact retribution of the wicked, or if a film has product placements for more than 30 different brands (like &#8220;I am Legend&#8221; or &#8220;The Bourne Ultimatum&#8221; does). Stealing a flag-pole however is NEVER justified. Stealing a flag-pole IN THE NUDE just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-152","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pervert-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=152"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}