{"id":146,"date":"2007-08-01T22:00:38","date_gmt":"2007-08-01T11:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fallowbrow.rumblehead.com\/?p=146"},"modified":"2007-08-01T22:00:38","modified_gmt":"2007-08-01T11:00:38","slug":"pervert-of-the-wheel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/?p=146","title":{"rendered":"Pervert of the wheel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Drunk, naked and behind the wheel of a small automobile.  That&#8217;s no way to go through life.  I would have thought this was self-evident, however <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nwemail.co.uk\/news\/viewarticle.aspx?id=522893\" title=\"baby, we were born to run (naked)\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">some people apparently need a little reminder<\/a>.  God made the English weather cold to prevent this type of lewdness in his chosen people.  I think car heaters should be banned immediately- that would stop naked perverts from cruising the the streets at all hours of the night.  And maybe some kind of high-tech device that prevents the car from starting unless it detects a suit and tie (or twin-set and pearls) behind the steering wheel.  Oh, I forgot &#8211; high-tech buffoonery only works in the service of SATAN!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Drunk, naked and behind the wheel of a small automobile. That&#8217;s no way to go through life. I would have thought this was self-evident, however some people apparently need a little reminder. God made the English weather cold to prevent this type of lewdness in his chosen people. I think car heaters should be banned [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-146","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pervert-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/146","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=146"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/146\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=146"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=146"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=146"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}