{"id":139,"date":"2007-07-20T16:00:13","date_gmt":"2007-07-20T05:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fallowbrow.rumblehead.com\/?p=139"},"modified":"2007-07-20T16:00:13","modified_gmt":"2007-07-20T05:00:13","slug":"perverts-of-the-globe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/?p=139","title":{"rendered":"Perverts of the Globe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, this burns me up.  Those saucy Canadians have gone too far this time.  I&#8217;ll give them the Rockies for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.orlandosentinel.com\/entertainment\/stage\/theater\/orl-nudeshakes0907jul09,0,7128851.story\" title=\"To bare or not to bear?\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">tainting The Bard with their outrageous nudity<\/a>, and in &#8220;the Scottish play&#8221; no less!  Tell me, how is Burnham wood supposed to come to Dunsinane when the attacking horde is NAKED!  Talk about a plot hole!  What&#8217;s next? &#8220;But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? Oh, It&#8217;s just Juliet &#8211; she&#8217;s bent over to pick up the cat, and the sun shines gently from her <strong>derriere<\/strong>.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, this burns me up. Those saucy Canadians have gone too far this time. I&#8217;ll give them the Rockies for tainting The Bard with their outrageous nudity, and in &#8220;the Scottish play&#8221; no less! Tell me, how is Burnham wood supposed to come to Dunsinane when the attacking horde is NAKED! Talk about a plot [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pervert-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}