{"id":136,"date":"2007-07-14T13:00:54","date_gmt":"2007-07-14T02:00:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fallowbrow.rumblehead.com\/?p=136"},"modified":"2007-07-14T13:00:54","modified_gmt":"2007-07-14T02:00:54","slug":"the-perverts-progress-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/?p=136","title":{"rendered":"The Perverts Progress"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Finally, some good news to report in my fight against the Perverts.  I can&#8217;t claim personal credit for these stories, but I can&#8217;t help feel that my diligence and zeal in shining the light of the Lord on these miscreants is helping to turn the tide that will wash away the filthy flotsam and jetsam strewn by the wastrels and hippies in the sixties, and visited upon every generation since the summer of love.  Do I sound elated?  I am.  Read these and praise Jesus &#8211; OR ELSE!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/http:\/\/www.npr.org\/templates\/story\/story.php?storyId=10712524\" title=\"Naked Justice\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"> Naked Protester Must Pay Attorney Fees<\/a> &#8211; Now THAT&#8217;S justice!<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thestar.com\/News\/article\/221188\" title=\"Saggy and uninteresting\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Interest sags in nude retreats<\/a> &#8211; Interest is not the only sagging thing there by God!<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kesq.com\/Global\/story.asp?S=6641276&amp;nav=menu191_2\" title=\"Just Des(s)erts!\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Nude chase in Palm Desert lands man in jail<\/a> &#8211; Quite right!<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/allafrica.com\/stories\/200706111206.html\" title=\"Sir, no Sir!\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Fake Army Captain Held for Stripping Police Woman Naked<\/a> &#8211; 2 Crimes: Impersonating an officer, and perversion!<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theaustralian.news.com.au\/story\/0,20867,21919776-1702,00.html\" title=\"Amalgamated Perverts Union\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Union official&#8217;s semi-nude pic banned<\/a> &#8211; Bloody unions: thugs AND perverts!<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.phillyburbs.com\/pb-dyn\/news\/103-06182007-1365025.html\" title=\"Less than Super Trooper\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Judge rejects trooper&#8217;s guilty plea in nude photos case<\/a> &#8211; Quite right too &#8211; make the bastard face court.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/icbirmingham.icnetwork.co.uk\/mail\/news\/tm_headline=&amp;method=full&amp;objectid=19326609&amp;siteid=50002-name_page.html\" title=\"It's raining penalties from heaven....\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Shower spy pervert loses appeal<\/a> &#8211; Another one who will soon be enjoying his showers in<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>That&#8217;s enough for now, but just you remember perverts &#8211; you may think you&#8217;re clever running around with no clothes on, but sooner or later God is going to get you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Finally, some good news to report in my fight against the Perverts. I can&#8217;t claim personal credit for these stories, but I can&#8217;t help feel that my diligence and zeal in shining the light of the Lord on these miscreants is helping to turn the tide that will wash away the filthy flotsam and jetsam [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pervert-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=136"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/136\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}