{"id":123,"date":"2007-05-21T21:00:19","date_gmt":"2007-05-21T10:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fallowbrow.rumblehead.com\/?p=123"},"modified":"2007-05-21T21:00:19","modified_gmt":"2007-05-21T10:00:19","slug":"pervert-of-the-walloon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/?p=123","title":{"rendered":"Pervert of the Walloon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Belgians.  The only good thing to ever come out of Belgium was the Flanders Poppy.  My God, what a breathtakingly degenerate race.  And now they have sunk to  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nee-antwerpen.be\/index-eng.htm\" title=\"In flanders field the pollies blow...\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">trading oral sex for votes<\/a>.  Forty thousand acts of perversion to be performed by a political candidate.  To paraphrase that old SubGenius aphorism: &#8220;Let us have a choice in how we&#8217;re getting screwed. Some ways are fun!&#8221; Well, it won&#8217;t seem like fun when Satan is prodding your engorged nether-regions on the day of reckoning, and every day thereafter!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Belgians. The only good thing to ever come out of Belgium was the Flanders Poppy. My God, what a breathtakingly degenerate race. And now they have sunk to trading oral sex for votes. Forty thousand acts of perversion to be performed by a political candidate. To paraphrase that old SubGenius aphorism: &#8220;Let us have a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pervert-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=123"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}