{"id":115,"date":"2007-06-17T13:51:01","date_gmt":"2007-06-17T02:51:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fallowbrow.rumblehead.com\/?p=115"},"modified":"2007-06-17T13:51:01","modified_gmt":"2007-06-17T02:51:01","slug":"pervert-of-the-week-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/?p=115","title":{"rendered":"Pervert of the week."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t go to parties much. Some people might think it&#8217;s because I don&#8217;t get invited.  They would be mostly right, but even if I did get invited, I wouldn&#8217;t go.  Why?  Because <a href=\"http:\/\/cbs2.com\/topstories\/local_story_099164140.html\" title=\"Party animals\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">this sort of thing<\/a> is always happening at parties.  Naked women wielding fashion accessories as weapons, stealing police cars, then getting shot.  Not MY idea of a good time.  No sir.  But if you ignore my advice, and <em>are<\/em> having a party, don&#8217;t forget your old friend Fishy.  Please?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t go to parties much. Some people might think it&#8217;s because I don&#8217;t get invited. They would be mostly right, but even if I did get invited, I wouldn&#8217;t go. Why? Because this sort of thing is always happening at parties. Naked women wielding fashion accessories as weapons, stealing police cars, then getting shot. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pervert-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=115"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}