{"id":111,"date":"2007-04-17T22:36:23","date_gmt":"2007-04-17T11:36:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fallowbrow.rumblehead.com\/?p=111"},"modified":"2007-04-17T22:36:23","modified_gmt":"2007-04-17T11:36:23","slug":"perverts-of-tomorrow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/?p=111","title":{"rendered":"Perverts of Tomorrow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bloody scientists.  Who died and made them God?  I&#8217;ts all well and good complaining that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2007\/04\/16\/teens_ignore_abstinence\/\" title=\"Leave it in your pants, or you're doing Satan's dance.\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">abstinence programs are ineffective in stopping promiscuity<\/a>, but if you ask me throwing a few billion US bucks at promoting God&#8217;s law can never be money wasted.  Sure the teenagers are still going at it like Catholics, but at least in a few years when their genitals fall off from the pox, they will at least be able to look back and realise that God&#8217;s laws were right after all &#8211; just like I did.  They will also realise that God is never giving them their private parts back.  I miss my cock and balls.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bloody scientists. Who died and made them God? I&#8217;ts all well and good complaining that abstinence programs are ineffective in stopping promiscuity, but if you ask me throwing a few billion US bucks at promoting God&#8217;s law can never be money wasted. Sure the teenagers are still going at it like Catholics, but at least [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pervert-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}