{"id":100,"date":"2007-03-13T13:34:29","date_gmt":"2007-03-13T02:34:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fallowbrow.rumblehead.com\/?p=100"},"modified":"2007-03-13T13:34:29","modified_gmt":"2007-03-13T02:34:29","slug":"tele-pervert-of-the-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/?p=100","title":{"rendered":"Tele-pervert of the week."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve used a telephone.  I&#8217;ve seen a television.  I&#8217;ve been on the receiving end of telegrams, telegraphs and telephoto lenses.  I once punched Telly Savalas, and fought against the <em>Tele National d&#8217;Haiti<\/em>. But what on earth is Teledildonics, and why are the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2007\/03\/12\/sxsw_teledildonics\/\">&#8220;computational dildo liberation army&#8221;<\/a> not rotting in a prison cell somewhere? You &#8216;tele&#8217; me and we&#8217;ll both know&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve used a telephone. I&#8217;ve seen a television. I&#8217;ve been on the receiving end of telegrams, telegraphs and telephoto lenses. I once punched Telly Savalas, and fought against the Tele National d&#8217;Haiti. But what on earth is Teledildonics, and why are the &#8220;computational dildo liberation army&#8221; not rotting in a prison cell somewhere? You &#8216;tele&#8217; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pervert-of-the-week"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/100\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rumblehead.com\/fallowbrow\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}